25 Pick Up Lines to Steer Clear of this Valentines

Gifts Direct have been gifting and playing cupid since 1987.  From our experience using pick up lines to get close to that someone special on February 14th is not the winning strategy. We’ve compiled a list of 25 chat up lines for you to steer clear of when you’re on the prowl this Valentines. They may grab you some attention, but trust us, it’s for all the wrong reasons. Read, learn and don’t repeat.


25. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?


24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?


23. I’m usually better looking.


22. Hello, Cupid called, he say to tell you that he needs my heart back


21. Are your legs tired? (No why?) Because you’ve been running through my mind all night


20. I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way and you’ll be lovin’ it.


19. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?


18. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?


17. Do you have sunburn, or are you always this hot?


16. You smell like trash, may I take you out?


15. Are you a keyboard, because you’re just my type.


14. I bet your last name is Jacobs – because you’re a real cracker!


13. Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see.


12. Is your name wifi cause I’m feeling a connection


11. I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?


10. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. (Why?) Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.


9. If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.


8. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.


7. Is your name Google cause you have everything I’m searching for


6. Are you from the Caribbean? Coz Jamaican me crazy.


5. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by You.


4. I bet you £10 you’re gonna turn me down.


3. Somebody better call God, because he is missing an angel.


2. I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.


1. If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous.


We strongly advise you stay away from these cheesy chat up lines this Valentines. We encourage you to use your creativity, natural charm and whit. Perhaps even show your generosity with a valentines gift from Gifts Direct. 

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